February 13, 2013

Five Things to Never Get Your Girl

Everybody has different tastes, so what you get your significant other on this overrated holiday is a personal preference....but we should all use some common sense.
Regardless of what you want to spend, what age you are, or where you live, here are a few things you probably should never get your girl:

1. Diet pills or a gym membership. If I need to explain this you are a dumb-ass.

2. Tickets to a sporting event. Again, need I explain?

3. Earrings. Unless you are married. No girl wants to get a little square box on Valentine's Day. You will either scare the shit out of her, or seriously disappoint her. Either way, you probably won't get your money's worth.

4. A makeover. Every girl wants one, but nothing screams "I would like you a little bit more if...." like this type of gift. See #1.

5. Pole dancing lessons. Unless she is a slut and you want her to stay that way.

Happy Shopping Everyone! 
I hope you all have a great Valentine's Day!

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